YOU WILL HAVE TO GO JEANS SHOPPING ALONE TODAY!

STOP LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY! I TOLD YOU I AM BUSY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH A BABY! THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHY WE ARE NOT BEST FRIENDS!!

NO I WILL NOT TAKE A "CASUAL DIP" WITH YOU GEORGE CLOONEY

WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. BESIDES, I’VE TOLD YOU SEVERAL TIMES THAT I DON’T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT. WE CAN BE FRIENDS JUST NOT BEST OF AND NEVER MORE. GOD.

STEALING MY DOG AND HOLDING HIM RANSOM ISN'T GOING TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU, GEORGE CLOONEY

IF ANYTHING, IT MAKES ME LIKE YOU EVEN LESS.

THIS IS LOW EVEN FOR YOU.

NO I DO NOT WANT TO GO SWIMMING WITH YOU GEORGE CLOONEY

GOD TAKE A HINT!!!